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Egg On Your Face Recently I met a former student of mine whom I taught about 45 years ago.He told me when I was teaching him in the late 1960's he was part of a group that kept a hen each so they could have a fresh egg every now and then. He did not have a hen himself and decided to steal one from my father's chicken coup. He took it home and told his parents that a ... click to read moreRecently I met a former student of mine whom I taught about 45 years ago.He told me when I was teaching him in the late 1960's he was part of a group that kept a hen each so they could have a fresh egg every now and then. He did not have a hen himself and decided to steal one from my father's chicken coup. He took it home and told his parents that a friend had given it to him. Unfortunately the hen didn't lay any eggs while those belonging to his friends were laying on a frequent basis. He decided to steal one egg from the grocery store and placed it under the hen. Next morning he retrieved the egg and proudly brought it into his mother to cook for his breakfast. His mother took the egg and began to chuckle. She said son this is the first time that I know of any hen that laid an egg with it's own stamp. She then showed him the NF on the egg, which indicated a product of Newfoundland. it was only then that he had to explain the whole caper! ... Hide full submission
Ed Power 5 Kenmore Dr., GrandFalls-Windsor, Nl, A2B 1A9
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Growing Up
Ava had just turned six and a few days after she was sick with the flu. Ava took her shirt off after throwing up, immediately feeling more chipper. Her four-year-old brother Chase sat on the couch and said, "Ava, sure your boobs ... click to read moreAva had just turned six and a few days after she was sick with the flu. Ava took her shirt off after throwing up, immediately feeling more chipper. Her four-year-old brother Chase sat on the couch and said, "Ava, sure your boobs are getting some big."
Ava stood up like a rake and replied, "Yeah I know, that happened when I turned six."
"I knew that," said Chase.
Ava replied, "They are almost as big as dad's now, but dad got a different kind." ... Hide full submission
Debit card let down
On smaller holidays l find it easier to send the grandchildren gift cards from Nan and Pop, for their favorite restaurants. One afternoon my daughter in B.C. gave her daughter Gwen a card that had come in the mail for Valentines Day. She opened it and looked inside and said " pphhff!". My daughter confused by Gwen's behaviour asked what was wrong. "No debit card", she replied. First of all she said, you should be happy someone thought of you. Second it's your Nan and Pop that send the debit cards.
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Hot Potato My cousin, in her teens, left NL in the early 1960's to make a life in Toronto. She married at a young age and settled in to the married life. When it came to cooking she was very inexperienced but did her best in providing nutritious meals. She phoned her sister-in-law to find out the best way to bake potatoes. She told her to stick a fork in each potato and put them in the ... click to read moreMy cousin, in her teens, left NL in the early 1960's to make a life in Toronto. She married at a young age and settled in to the married life. When it came to cooking she was very inexperienced but did her best in providing nutritious meals. She phoned her sister-in-law to find out the best way to bake potatoes. She told her to stick a fork in each potato and put them in the oven for about an hour. When her husband came home from work she asked him to fetch the potatoes from the oven. What a surprise he got when he opened the oven door and saw the 6 potatoes with a fork sticking out of each one! Thank the Lord they never had plastic on the handles.
P.S. A nice cartoon sketch would embellish this story well. Also a good idea for another submission contest could be "Funny experiences in cooking" ... Hide full submission
Ed Power 5 Kenmore Dr., GrandFalls-Windsor, Nl, A2B 1A9
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Funny Experience
In 1959 I moved to St. John's from Pool's Island and stayed with my aunt and uncle. They had a little girl named Sandra who was just learning to talk. She couldn't say my name, "Jack," so she called me "Wak." One day my aunt was unpacking her weekly groceries and she had bought a package of wax paper. Sandra asked her mom what it was and she replied, "wax paper." Sandra then brought it into the next room where I was sitting at the time and said, "Here, Wak."
Only in Newfoundland
Sister Mary was visiting the Janeway Hospital and spent a little time chatting with a mother and her three-year-old daughter. As she was leaving, she waved goodbye and then said, "God bless you."
The three-year-old replied, "I didn't sneeze."
Brother E.B. Wakeham St. John's, NL
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Little Jane's "TIDY " Wave.
This summer, while driving to Corner Brook, NL and trying to make conversation with my 4 year old granddaughter, I looked at all the new homes on the other side of the river and said "Jane, look at all the beautiful houses ... click to read moreThis summer, while driving to Corner Brook, NL and trying to make conversation with my 4 year old granddaughter, I looked at all the new homes on the other side of the river and said "Jane, look at all the beautiful houses by the water. Isn't that lovely?" She said "Nan I wouldn't want to live by the water." I asked why. "I would be afraid of a" tidy" wave," she said. Then I asked her what a "tidy" wave was. She said "when all the water comes in and covers all the houses." I thought this was so cute. She didn't say it correctly, but she knew what she was talking about...too cute. ... Hide full submission
